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Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
What is an aliens favourite sport?
What do Spanish clocks say?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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What am I?