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What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
Why did the bread, muffin, cookie and graham crackers go to see a doctor?
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk