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Why is everyone tired on the first of April?
What do you call a famous lobster?
If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
I am tall when I'm young, I am short when I'm old. What am i?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk