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What made Cyclops quit teaching?
If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?
What do you call a skeleton that makes you laugh and giggle when you’re sad?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
What is Saturn's favorite day of the week?
A caribbean shape that makes ships disappear.