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Why couldn’t you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
How fast do librarians travel?
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
Wafula was in his vineyard when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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What am I?