Answer:
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
What can make an octopus laugh?
Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
Something you do with guests at a fancy party hoping to get a legΒ-up in your career.
A hole in a pole, though I fill a hole in white. I'm used more by the day, and less by the night.