What does December have that other months don't have?
The letter D
People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point.
The glass is Refillable.
As tall as a tree, as small as a bug, As fast as an eagle, as slow as a slug. Many times in front or behind but never on top, always aligned. What is this? . .
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere