Answer:
What can you always count on?
The more you takes out of it the bigger it becomes
Why should you never trust a train?
Two letters lead you to the kind of work I do they name my namesakes name and lead me home to you
Thinkers hold this body part.
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?