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What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
What did the 3 little pigs do as they were running away from the big bad wolf who tried to destroy their houses?
what goes up but never comes down
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?