Answer:
What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?
A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket!
What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
If you are in Europe and one of your feet is in Germany while the other is in Belgium, then what country would you really be in?
Gahi kung mangisog, humok kung kalma.
In all the world, none can compare, I am a tiny weaver; my deadly cloth so silky and fair. What am I?