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What do you get when you mix lemons with gunpowder?
What has two legs but cannot walk?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
Why did the smart phone need glasses?
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.