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What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Wafula was in his vineyard when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
I always murmur but never talk. Always run but never walk. I have a bed but never sleep, have a mouth but never speak. What am I?