Answer:
What did the faucet say to the shower?
Diamonds and stress have this to thank for their existence.
What do you call a bad interior decorator?
what is hard and dry when its out but soft and wet when itβs in
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Iβm hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iβm passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.