Answer:
A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
I march before armies a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.