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I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
Why do all kids want to be astronauts?
A fashion statement whose name sounds like the upper part of a mobile war machine.
What's the difference between here and there?
What do you call a greedy grumpy holiday hater?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?