Answer:
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
Why is everyone tired on the first of April?
What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
I am carried by mad animals.
Funny
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?