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What is the saddest fruit?
It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. What is it?
The sun bakes them, The hand breaks them, The foot treads on them, And the mouth tastes them. What are they?
What type of cheese is made backwards?
This food is made of grated potatoes smashed together and fried in the form of a tot.
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?