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Why did the computer keep sneezing?
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
If you drop me I'm sure to crack but give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
Some try to hide some try to cheat. But time will show we always will meet. Try as you might to guess my name. I promise you'll know when you I do claim.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.