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What language does a billboard speak?
Of the king I am blue and of the peasant I am red. Of the frog I am cold and of the dog I am hot instead. What am I?
I am the word that has three syllables and twenty six letters.
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. What am I?
I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes; I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole.
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?