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What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
Why was the leader of al-qaeda moody, frustrated, angry and easily annoyed?
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?