Answer:
Currency that flirted with a British spy.
How did the computer get drunk?
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
What did the tree say to the leaves?
I am the fountain from which no one can drink. For many I am considered a necessary link. Like gold to all I am sought for, but my continued death brings wealth for all to want more.