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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
A elephant fell in a swimming pool.How the elephant will come up from swimming pool?
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
What has a tongue but no mouth?
What grows bigger the more you contract it?