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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?
Where do you go in through one hole and come out through two holes at the same time?
I walked and walked and at last I got it. I didn't want it. So I stopped and looked for it. When I found it, I threw it away.
Fatherless and motherless. Born without sin, roared when it came into the world. And never spoke again.
A doctor might remove one from the neck of a Dracula victim.
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Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
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What am I?