Answer:
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters.
What has four wings but cannot fly and uses the wind but does not know why?
You can tumble in it, roll in it, burn it, animal eat it. Used to cover floors, still used beyond stall doors. Freshens whatever it is placed on. Absorbs whatever is poured into it.
I can be short and sometimes hot. When displayed, I rarely impress.
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?