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My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
Don't do this in the shallow end.
A blind man enters a maze, and the entrance closes behind him. His only way out is to solve the maze. A long time passes, and he exits the maze through the correct exit. How did he solve the maze?
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.
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