Answer:
What can you always count on?
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?
What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?
What becomes too young the longer it exists?
I am carried by mad animals.
Funny
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?