Answer:
What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Mr. Black lived in a Black house, Ms. Pink lived in a Pink house & Mr. Blue lived in a Blue house. Who lived in the White house?
What flies without wings?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?