Answer:
Why are ghosts bad liars?
What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
There is an ancient invention. Still used in some parts of the world today. That allows people to see through walls.
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What has a throne, but has no king?
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.