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Why doesn't the Pope like trigonometry?
What was was, before was was was?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What makes a pair of shoes?
How can you tell which part of the turkey is the left side?
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.