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What do you call a blender that made a mistake?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.