Answer:
If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?
What do teens say when they are having difficulty with even numbers in their math class?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
What did the 3 little pigs do as they were running away from the big bad wolf who tried to destroy their houses?
Gahi kung mangisog, humok kung kalma.
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.