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What must take a bow before it can speak?
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt work?
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
A weighty currency.
What do you call a dog without legs?
I never sleep yet sometimes I weep. I can get angry or just be happy. Wherever you go, I will follow. No matter what you do, I will be there. I cannot die. What am I?