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I went to the woods and got it, when i got it didn’t want it, looked for it, couldn’t find it so I took it home.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
What has a mouth but can't chew?
You use a knife to slice my head. And weep beside me when I am dead.
I am the hole in the night, the ever watchful eye. I return in a cycle, to enlighten the sky.
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?