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Why is Kim Jong Un so cruel?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
When is a car not a car?
Thinkers hold this body part.
Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving?
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?
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What am I?