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What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
Why do French people like to eat snails?
What is the best cure for dandruff?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.