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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
It will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung.
What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?
When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middleΒ-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?