Answer:
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
It's held in the hand when going out.
Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
What do you call a classy fish?
A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?