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I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. If you remove the third, it still remains.
Wafula was in his vineyard when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
My parents are singers, and while my father has red hair I am pale and completely bald.
What do you call a naughty turkey?
It rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof. What is it?