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I've got a beautiful beautiful hall all walled in red velvet with all white armchairs made of bone and in the middle a woman dances.
I go up and I go down, towards the sky and the ground. Iβm present and past tense too, letβs go for a ride, me and you. What am I?
Sometimes I annoy you, sometimes you can't live without me. But no matter how hard you try, you can't destroy me. What am I?
Sometimes I fly as fast as the speed of light. Sometime I crawl as slow as a snail. Unknown until I am measured but you will certainly miss me when Iβm gone.
I do not contain flesh feather or scales; yet I have fingers and thumbs.
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?