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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I have four fingers and a thumb, but I'm not living. What am I?
I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes. What am I?
I have a small hill with seven holes. What am I?
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Who is the smartest animal in the room?
A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat.