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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
I increase head turning rate tremendously for girls at the beach
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; have two eyes, can't see a thing. What am I?
I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
I have a lot to say but can't be heard because I can't speak one single word. What am I?
If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.