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He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
Sometimes I am loud. And viewed with distaste. Poke out my 'eye', then I'm on the front of your face.
What can you fold but not crease?
What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
A mighty weapon in the war against winged household pests.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?