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It's got twists and turns, but has no curves. Twist it to fix it, turn it to ruin it. What is it?
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
I am the outstretched fingers that seize and hold the wind. Wisdom flows from me in other hands. Upon me are sweet dreams dreamt, my merest touch brings laughter.
What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?
What can be swallowed, But can also swallow you?
I always have to work with something in my eye. What am I?