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Turns us on our backs, and open up our stomachs. You will be the wisest of men though at start a lummox.
The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it never knows that he’s using it.
Pregnant every time you see her, yet she never will give birth.
They can be harbored, but few hold water. You can nurse them, but only by holding them against someone else. You can carry them, but not with your arms. You can bury them, but not in the earth.
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?