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Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate, Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.
Round like a dishpan and smaller than a bathtub. But the ocean can't fill it. What is it?
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Plant whose name sounds like a dish full of dairy spread.
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?