Answer:
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
Why was the belt arrested?
Tuesday's Riddle: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
I have a body but not a neck
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?