Answer:
Fuels backyard get-togethers
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
Pirates put their booty in it.
Has no feet, but travels far. Is literate, but not a scholar. Has no mouth, yet clearly speaks.
Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?