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I'm full of holes, yet I'm full of water.
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
I am always in front of you, but you will never see me. What am I?
In your fire you hear me scream, creaking and whining, yet I am dead before you lay me in your hearth.
A morbidly-named body of water
As round as an apple. As deep as a cup. All the king's horses can't pull it up.
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What am I?