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I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
A man shot two arrows at its center and missed both times, but using a sword swung once at its center and hit it twice.
A type of hammer that brings a room to order.
Brown I am and much admired; many horses have I tried; tire a horse and worry a man; tell me this riddle if you can.
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?