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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?
What is it that was given to you, belongs only to you. And yet your friends use it more than you do?
If you're worried that grandpa will bite, just remove these.
Before I grow I'm small. When I'm old I grow tall. When I die I give a mighty fall.