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Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
People like this usually live in rural areas, unless they are lucky enough to strike oil and move to Beverly Hills.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
I am a precious little thing, dancing and eating all the time. Watch me from a distance, so you can feel my warm and gentle love. But don't come to close or my next meal you could be!
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?