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It's got twists and turns, but has no curves. Twist it to fix it, turn it to ruin it. What is it?
With sharp edged wit and pointed poise. It can settle disputes without making a noise.
What do you throw out when you need it but put away when you don’t?
I fly, yet I have no wings. I cry, yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me. Lower light I never see.
Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?