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I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
Has no feet, but travels far. Is literate, but not a scholar. Has no mouth, yet clearly speaks.
I have a title and many pages I am a genteel of genteel descent I am a killer veteran of war I am a slave to my lord Pledged to his service.
Upon me you can tread, though softly under cover. And I will take you places, that you have yet to discover. I'm high, and I'm low, though flat in the middle. And though a joy to the children, adults think of me little.
Born of earth, but with none of its strength. Molded by flame, but with none of its power. Shaped
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.
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Animal
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Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?