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How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
Why are mountains funny?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
People take me on walks and I run and have fun. What am I?