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What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
How would it be possible for an unhappily married couple who can’t stand being around each other and are contemplating divorce enjoy a romantic meal and a bottle of wine at the same restaurant?
What has teeth but no mouth?
Before I grow I'm small. When I'm old I grow tall. When I die I give a mighty fall.
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What am I?