Answer:
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
What is dirty after washing?
The cozy place Dracula rests.
What two keys can’t open any doors?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Boxers do this for a living and kids do it in the backseat for free
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?