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What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
A weighty currency.
What is long and filled with seamen?
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
Iām hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iām passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.