Answer:
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
How can a pants pocket be empty, but still have something in it?
A deep well full of knives
What is a cow's favourite movie?
If you happen to possess two left feet, this profession will probably rule out of your prospects
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?