Answer:
What's the red stuff between elephant's toes?
I have legs but seldom walk; I backbite many but never talk; I seek places that can hide me because those that feed me cannot abide me
I come in many colors, some are blue and white. While some people annoy me, I am not much for the fight. I live where people rarely tread, but you will find me close to bed. What am I?
What is sacred, holy, female, and noisy?
It is probably the most laid-back member of the animal kingdom.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?