Answer:
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
What has a horn but does not work?
A warrior among the flowers, he bears a thrusting sword. He uses it whenever he must, to defend his golden hoard.
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
From that which comes within itself, It builds its table on my shelf.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?